- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 24................. 25

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Black people. They are so kind.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did he die? He was sick.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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