Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

YOLO

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

lick my ballsack.... ok

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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