2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what is stupid and reading this you

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

How much is an abortion? A life

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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