Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Jewish People

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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