Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Anne Frank.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Gestapo.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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