Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Pickles

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Left. That one direction...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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