Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

who eats pencils asians

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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