What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Your mother

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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