The Charlotte bobcats.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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