What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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