Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Women's rights.

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Rock mattress.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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