- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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