- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Amputations.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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