What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Your mother

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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