- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Knock knock What

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Your mother is a man.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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