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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Teen pregnancy

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Do you need any assistance?

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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