- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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