Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Jared Gough is a slut

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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poop

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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