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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Unflushed Shit...

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Frown is a four letter word.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

whats funny? ebola and 911

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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