your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Anne Frank.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Period Blood

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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