Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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