- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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