You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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