Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's up? A direction...

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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