HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A. Hey.. B. Hi

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Your mother

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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