Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

womens rights

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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