solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down

This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

thumb_up thumb_down

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops