Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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