- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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