What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

World Peace

What is a question?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Your mother

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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