- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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i love antijokes

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What flys? A fly

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

How much is an abortion? A life

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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