Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Left. That one direction...

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Women's Rights

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Chuck Norris

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Communism

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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