- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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