Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Tennesse

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Is this a chair?

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Jake Bowar

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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