A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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cms.......?????

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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