- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

what is big and white? the moon

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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