What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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