Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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