why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

the real mccoy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Anti Joke

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