What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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