- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Your Mom

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

PUDDING

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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