- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

democracy

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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