what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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