- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

who smells? •Liam

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Blarg

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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