What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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