Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Vagina-Boob

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Is this a chair?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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