Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Tennesse

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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