Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Anne Frank.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Teen pregnancy

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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