What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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