A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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T-Dog scare me

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Rock mattress.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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It says so on your cap.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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ha.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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