You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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i love antijokes

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's up? A direction...

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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