Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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This is my joke. funny

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Ham sandwich

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I'm taken

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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