- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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