A man farted. Another man walked away.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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The WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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