- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Chuck Norris.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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