Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

thumb_up thumb_down +16

SC Johnson a Family Company

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Jewish People

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops