What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

whats really hot the sun

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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