Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Chuck Norris.

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8=D

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maddie latino

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is worse than hell?

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's up? The sky.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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HTML

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Your Mom

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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