What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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