- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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