What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

roses are red, violets are violet

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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