Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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OGC - tilt your head

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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