- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

roses are red, violets are violet

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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