ROSS G IS OBESE

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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