what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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