How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Susie has Autism

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

I don't get it

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

NEVER

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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