Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Whats funnier than 24? 25

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

123 Main street

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

whos gay? you are

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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