Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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WTF BOOOOOM

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Your mom

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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