Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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