What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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