Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

AVI IS A FAG

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

whats funny? ebola and 911

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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