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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Communism

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

A Banana wrote this...

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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