- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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