- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

do you know what's so funny? yup

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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