What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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