- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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