- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

World Peace

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Baseball

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Left. That one direction...

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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