What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Once upon a time.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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