Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Chuck Norris

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Looks through the peephole.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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lololololololololol

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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