Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Rock mattress.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Religion

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Your doorbell is broken.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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