What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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9/11/2001

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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antijokes

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Men's rights.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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