- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

cms.......?????

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Amputations.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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