Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What is next?

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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