What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Adam Sandler.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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