I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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poop

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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