You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Susie has Autism

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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brett is a dick

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Flab

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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