Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's up? The sky.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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