- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

cory is gay

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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