- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What sucks?

women

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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