- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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