how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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I'm gay.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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