why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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brett is a dick

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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i love antijokes

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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whos gay? you are

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What is worse

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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