What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is a question?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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