How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's up? The sky.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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