a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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I'm gay.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Hello

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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9/11

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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