Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is a question?

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Baseball

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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