- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

SC Johnson a Family Company

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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