what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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c+t+c?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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