John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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minced oaths

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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ps3

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Hellen Keller

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Anti Joke

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