Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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whos gay? you are

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Your Mom

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Sex. That is all.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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