- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex. That is all.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

c+t+c?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

This is my joke. funny

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Will you marry me?

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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