Whats funnier than 24? 25

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

whos gay? you are

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

I only like NY as a friend.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

brett is a dick

It says so on your cap.

This is not a good joke.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Women's rights.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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