Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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women playing football?

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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