Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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BWAT

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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