what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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