- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

in the begining... god made some stuff

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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