How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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