Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Flab

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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maddie latino

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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