- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Religion

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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