Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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I can Nazi

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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