- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A baby seal walks into a club...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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