Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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An Irishman stays home

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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jokes r dumb

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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