why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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i love antijokes

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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