A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Gestapo.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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