What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Penis!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

like for a handjob.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

That's Racist

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

whats better than 24................. 25

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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