- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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