what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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World Peace

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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