How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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this is a joke

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Ass

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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