- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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