- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your mother is a man.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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