What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Penis!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Women"s Rights

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

whats pale and white your ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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