- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

An Irishman stays home

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

My mom.

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