When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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