- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

I have no ideas.

Hellen Keller

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Anne Frank.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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