Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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penis hehehehe

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Halo < COD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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