Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Your mother

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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