Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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who smells? •Liam

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

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