Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Jake Bowar

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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whats really hot the sun

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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