Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Will you marry me?

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Women's football

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