What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

People Eating Tasty Animals

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

This is not a good joke.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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