What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What is worse

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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