There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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who smells? •Liam

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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