Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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