Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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