What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Amputations.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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World Peace

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