Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Women's football

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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