I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Whats9+10 19

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Chaney is a dumb b****

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