what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Is this a chair?

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Knock knock Come in!

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Period Blood

Your mother is a man.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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