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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Hello

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Hello

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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