- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Hummer.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What's white and very boney? A bone

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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