On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A Banana wrote this...

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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