If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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42.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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