Men's rights.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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