A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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