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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Knock Knock It's Open!

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Penis

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Frown is a four letter word.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

weiner? balls

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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