roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Whats 0+0 0

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YOU IS DUM

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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