How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Jewish People

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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