-What's a real anti joke? -This.

whats long and black? a baton

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

want to go home? yea

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Barack Obama

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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