So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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