- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

knock knock go away ok

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Nah

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What is brown and sticky?

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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