Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Mitt Romney for president.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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