how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Your mom

guess what? chicken butt.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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