What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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