Left. That one direction...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Your mom

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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