- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

SC Johnson a Family Company

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Communism

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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