Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Period Blood

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Your mother is a man.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Steve Jobs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Dozer has a soul

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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My Girlfriend

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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