How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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