Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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imadewords

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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This is my joke. funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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the guy below me is gay

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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It says so on your cap.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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8===========D O:

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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