Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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no u

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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