- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Women's rights.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

I am really good at math debating

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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