- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Du bist mein Kampf

What sucks?

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

women

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Hellen Keller

Q: What's the point? A: .

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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