- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

This is my joke. funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Roses are red Violets are penis

the guy below me is gay

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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