- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

in the begining... god made some stuff

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Women's rights.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Canada

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Women's sports.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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