- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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