why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Hellen Keller

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Justin Bieber

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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