- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

weiner? balls

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Obama-Care

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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