Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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