Your mom goes to college

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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9/11

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Kittens.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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