A British man walks into a dental office.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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