toast points

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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boobs

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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That's what he said.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Banana(s)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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