- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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