A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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i love antijokes

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Woman's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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