Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

So dont touch it

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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