What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's gay and gay? Joe

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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