A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Star Wars

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MICHAEL

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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