- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

a black father

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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