What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Jake Bowar

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Anti jokes.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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