Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Anti Joke

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