Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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It says so on your cap.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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