up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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toast points

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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