Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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