- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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