- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Japan called... They need help.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

The Charlotte bobcats.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Looks through the peephole.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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