I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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