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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

My name is never spelt right so its all good

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

rape that shit

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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