- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Looks through the peephole.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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