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Doorbell salesman.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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