- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Knock knock (No one is home)

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Canada

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Nah

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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