Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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