A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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