why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

You smell bad? Cool.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

A: Knock knock. B: <>

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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