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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Du bist mein Kampf

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What sucks?

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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