Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Roses are red Violets are penis

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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