Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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fabien

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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