Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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c+t+c?

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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