How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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