Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Anti Joke

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