Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Canida

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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The WNBA.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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a retard lost...

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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