- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats really hot the sun

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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