A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Japan called... They need help.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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