That's Racist

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Womens Rights.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Chuck Norris.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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