- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Flab

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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