what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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My mom just died....

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Don't think of granny porn

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Chuck Norris died.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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