- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was Timmy sad?

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

stop it ryan vallee

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Anne Frank.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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