How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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