so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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