I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Gestapo.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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