- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A baby seal walks into a club...

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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