- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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