- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Your mother is a man.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

poop

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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