What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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