- Anti Joke

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Dancing Potatoe!

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.