What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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