What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Canada

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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