How much is an abortion? A life

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

http://anti-joke.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +71

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

thumb_up thumb_down +63

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

thumb_up thumb_down +41

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

thumb_up thumb_down +33

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops