Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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GONNA

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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