What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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