- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

A woman comes at the doctor.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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