Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Your mom

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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you

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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