Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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who eats pencils asians

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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