Compton

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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