Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Anti Joke

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