Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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