I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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i eat poop

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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